Oh man, turn up the volume and watch this video, the chicks head really smacks the pole and you can hear it (like a GONG)!

Debbie Says: Sprint took money from my mother. At the time my father was in grave condition at our local hospital. She was paying the bills, and accidentally placed her 3000.00 credit card payment in the Sprint envelope. After she realized what had happened, only because they cashed the check (not even written to them) she called them. They refused to refund her money, and told her she could work it down.

They said they were able to cash it because they also had an account with the same bank as her credit card company. Had it been me they would have been in for a good fight! That was illegal! She was overwhelmed and would not allow us to pursue it. I have recently gone to Verizon. Sprint has been giving me nothing but trouble.

Debbie

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If any mainstream news media would like to talk to Debbie, please use the contact form and I will forward your information to her.

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local reputation: In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. As the mystic took her reading, she had a struck look on her face, looked up and said, "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's wrinkled face, then at the single flickering candle on the table. Looking aside for a moment, Hillary then looked back down to her wringing hands in her lap. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and consider her question; she just had to know.

Hillary met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question: "Will I be acquitted?"

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT??!!!"

I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs flyover a frozen hell while monkeys fly out her bum.

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detec. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"

The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" she said. "What kind of a day are you having?"

"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight."

The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once."

"George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?"

"Why, George! Your husband!....Is this 223-1374?"

"No, this is 223-1375."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number."

There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backwards! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with
him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backwards.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards.

The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played
backwards.

Just then, the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"

One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.

"If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.

"Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the husband countered.

"Oh that's okay," the wife chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"

CONTRACTOR -- A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut, or deal.

BID OPENING -- A poker game in which the losing hand wins.

BID -- A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.

LOW BIDDER -- A contractor who is wondering what he left out of his bid.

ENGINEER'S ESTIMATE -- The cost of construction in heaven.

PROJECT MANAGER -- The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.

CRITICAL PATH METHOD - A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.

OSHA -- A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs and baloney -- usually applied at random with a shotgun.

STRIKE -- An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.

DELAYED PAYMENT -- A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

COMPLETION DATE -- The point at which liquidated damages begin.

LIQUIDATED DAMAGES -- A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.

AUDITOR -- People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.

LAWYER -- People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies.

A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old.

Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension.

Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.

How's that for non partisan thinking?

I used to date a Siamese twin but she was too jealous. She was always accusing me of seeing her Sister behind her back

"I think of myself as white trailer trash. My parents recently made up their will. Everything is split equally between me and my sister. She's getting the house, but I'm getting the porch and the wheels"

It was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English weather.' In order to avoid offending a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim weather.' In other words - 'partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.'

A local pharmacy has been burgled and 200 bottles of Viagra have been stolen. The police are looking for a hardened criminal.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

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Q. What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject "Nude pictures of Sarah Palin"?

A. Whatever you do, don't open it!  It could contain a computer virus!

Q. What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject "Nude pictures of Hillary Clinton"?

A. Whatever you do, don't open it!  It could contain nude pictures of Hillary Clinton!

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The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."...

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

JP Morgan Chase and Company has purchased Washington Mutual National Bank, known as Wa-Mu which Morgan officials plan to change to "F-U".

Following the problems in the financial sector in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were
suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.' -Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G. Gordon Liddy

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -Douglas Casey

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don't make jokes... I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -Mark Twain (1866 )

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -Larry Nevels (2008)

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal: a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -Mark Twain

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class ... except Congress. -Mark Twain

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

AND FINALLY...

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -Thomas Jefferson

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One day a blonde goes to see her doctor, complaining about a side effect coffee has on her. She explains that she is fine when she drinks it black, but if she put cream or sugar or both in her coffee, it gives her a stabbing pain in her eye. Left eye sometimes, right other times. She says
she doesn't have an aversion to cream or sugar or both together, that it must be the coffee.

The doctor looks in her eyes shake his head and laughs, "Darling, try taking the spoon out after you stir in your cream and sugar!"

A blonde woman is driving a Volkswagen. She sees another blonde woman with a Volkswagen that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong.

The owner of the broken Volkswagen said, 'I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine.'

The other said, 'Oh, don't worry, I have a spare one in the back of my Volkswagon.

A handsome young man went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.

His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. ""Why all the attention?"" the friend asked, "You look fine to me."

"I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."

An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical.

As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"

The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"

"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?"

"No," replied the man.

"Do you drink in excess?"

"No." replied the man.

"Do you have a sex life?"

"Yes, I do!"

"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."

Looking perplexed, the old man said, "Which half - the looking or the thinking?"

After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked for items left behind.

In a seat pocket, I found a bag of home-made cookies with a note saying "Much love, Mom." Quickly, I gave the bag to our gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner.

In few minutes, this announcement came over the public-address system in the concourse: "Would the passenger who lost his cookies on Flight 502, please return to the gate?"

{Some oldies and some goodies}

You think harass is two words.

After 20 years of marriage you find out your wife is your cousin.

You take notes while watching The Three Stooges.

Your new car is a John Deere.

You go to the city dump and leave with more than you took.

While raking leave you fall out of the tree.

Your truck is higher than your house.

You think Fast Food is hitting a deer at 60 mph.

You go ice fishing and you bring back 200 pounds of ice.

You have a Waffle House credit card. Birds are attracted to your beard.

You go to a family reunion to meet women.

You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures.

You are offended by these jokes.

The three little words you say to your wife are GIMME A BEER.

Your grandmother has ever been kicked out of Bingo Night because of her language.

You win the lottery and buy a NEW double-wide trailer to live in.

You think a quarterback is a refund.

You were born on a pool table.

Truck drivers tell your mom to watch her language.

Your porch falls off and more than two dogs die.

Your living room wall has the flood history.

You get detention in school for catching a bigger fish than the principal catches on the day you both skipped.

You consider Rambo a classic.

You think, "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines" is part of the National Anthem.

The word NASCAR appeared anywhere in your wedding vows.

At home you have to wipe your feet to go outside.

You have to take your house to the body shop after a hailstorm.

If your vehicle has a nickname that ends with "Lou".

If you spend more at Christmas on your huntin' dog than your family.

Your family tree doesn't You trip over the cord of a cordless phone.

You go to a wedding and everyone sits on the same side of the church.

The employees of the local Wal Mart know you by name.

Your tan line starts at your eyebrows and ends at your shirt collar.

Your Lazy Boy has a gun rack mounted on it.

You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.

Your house has no curtains but your truck does.

Calling your closest neighbor on the phone is long distance.

You went to a huntin' camp on your honeymoon.

You told your wife to move over in bed so the dog can have more room.

Hitting an animal with your truck means getting a new coat.

When asked your tooth color on a application, you state "Not Applicable".

You ever held a family reunion in jail.

You have legally changed your name to "Current Resident" in a sorry attempt to get more mail.

You prefer calling your sister Hun.

If the garbage men don't know what to take or what to leave.

If you believe God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.

You bought a VCR because wrestling was on while you were at work.

Your house pets include any form of livestock.

You consider a night at the rodeo a romantic evening.

Your blood alcohol level is higher than your IQ.

Your wife has a beard and you don't.

You leave pickled eggs and beer for Santa.

Your bridal registry was the local bait shop.

Your spare tire is a cement block.

Your truck has curtains but your trailer doesn't.

You identify with the Beverly Hillbillies before they struck oil.

Your coon dog was the "Best Man" at your wedding.

You're not sure of the true color of your pickup.

Your kid's first words were paper or plastic.

All your new appliances are your neighbors old ones.

There are more than four cats living in your garage.

Your mamma carries a wrench and a comb in her back pocket.

Your mamma has more chest and underarm hair than your father.

You put your empties through the cylinder holes in your coffee table.

You try to hit road signs with empty beer bottles.

You put your pocketknife and key ring on opposite sides of your belt to balance yourself.

You've never slept with your boots off.

You go turkey hunting for hat decorations.

Your car stereo is worth more than the car it is installed in.

You purposed marriage to you best gal by painting the "Big Question" on a overpass.

You know more that 10 slang words for "breast."

You serve macaroni and cheese at a formal dinner.

You ever stripped or jumped out of a cake at a relative's bachelor party.

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it.

After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."

"How current is your copy?" he asks.

"I get a download every ten minutes." St. Peter replies, "Why do you ask?"

"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."

"I'm glad to hear that, "Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can you tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?"

The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Hmmm, well there was this one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of them harassing this poor woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260 pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I'd be next."

"So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"

St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen"

"About three minutes ago."

Life has had me busy, however more jokes and humor are on their way.

I know you are tired of wasting precious hours and dollars securing your network...

I know personally how hard it is, I am a small hosting provider and I have personally wasted literally thousands of hours a year dealing with abuse, spam, scams, attacks, etc. I don't have a large budget to dedicate to fighting abuse. However, as a group we call an take the financial incentive out of the equation and fight the abuse. On top of it we can reduce the expense together. I've spent ten long years dealing with network abuse all by myself, it's time to work together and end the spammers and attackers tyranny together.

2:15 pm Saturday September 2008 (The CoSP-BB site was launched at 1:45pm the same day). less than 30 minutes and comment spammers are already sniffing around. Help me do something about it TODAY.

You don't think there is a problem? Within 30 minutes of the website going live a comment spammer has already hit it. 194.126.21.5, see Google's Search results here for the IP address (new window). 30 Freaking minutes folks, you breath on the Internet and the criminals are there.

Less than 1 hour and the spammers are already visiting this website, time to do something today ....

It is time to block these criminals right now.... They think they own your network.

I can tell you one thing I am on a mission to make a difference, come heck or high water....

Are you tired of fighting spam, website attacks, comment spam, forum spam, content scraping, scammers, hackers, phishing emails and general network abuse? Join the CoSP-BBB and let's work together to solve our common problem.

The problem is that the spammers and attackers know that divided we fall victim to their abuse. We must take a stand as a collective group to remove the financial incentive for these attacks. There are far more of us, than there are spammers, hackers, phishers, attackers out there.

The solution is so simple... Yet we can't see the forest for the trees. It is time to set aside all differences and as a group put a stop to the abuse of our networks. I for one am tired of playing whack a spammer and whack an abuser. Together we can block and stop the abuse. All it takes is a commitment on your part as a member to take a stand and block the worst offenders. Once we have those blocked then we can work on a method to remove the smaller offenders.

It's time to do something today, not tomorrow

Think for a moment about how much time, resources and money your company has wasted fighting abuse. As a group we have far more resources, be it blocking, legal or otherwise to take on a small number of abusive networks, spammers and hackers. It's not someone else's problem, it is yours and mine, so let's fight it together.

Even if you are just a customer of an Internet service provider (ISP) or a hosting client you can make a difference by holding them accountable. Stay tuned for more information on how you can help.

Remember as a group we can make a HUGE difference!

It's time to take a stand and join our group dedicated to stopping and blocking abuse.

Currently invitations are only for US Internet service providers, ISP's and companies. As time permits we will open the door to others.

What we need from you today...

• Help with drafting a charter for members
• Help implementing a voted blocking system
• Accountability as a group we block the abusers
• Help with the website and programming to assist members
• Pro bono legal resources
• Corporate sponsorship
• Help with this site, graphics, etc.
• Volunteers, volunteers volunteers
• Suggestions, suggestions, suggestions
• Ask me how you can help

It is a minimal effort on your part to make a difference. Don't let yourself or your company down by not contributing.

All I am asking for is *time* and *effort* to get this rolling (sweat equity).

A blog will be up very soon (a matter of days) to begin the process.

Send an email to the address below or use the contact form here to get involved. The email address below is subject to change at any time to prevent spam. Spam sent to the below address or contact form will result in immediate blocking of the address space sending the spam. Spam this site or address and I drop you like a hot rock...

My Sincerest thanks for stopping by and considering joining,
Allen Harkleroad

Visit the CoSP-BBB website and see what you can do to help.

They look like "Penises" to me (LOL). Baldy McStiffy says, they look like penises. Yup, they sure do... Very Penisie to say the least.

See all of the Penis-esque gallery photos on pwblogs